Eve Rulz

It's about time I formulated my fictional rulebook for women. Thou shalt follow these commandments or be prepared to lose her to the serpent. NEVER hold me to ransom if I fail to live up to these rules.


Eve-Rules!

• One must never keep a woman waiting

• One must never insult a woman

• One must never curse a woman
  

• One must never curse in front of a woman

• One must never insist on Pizza in front of a woman (but you can have it nonethless)

• One must always let a woman pass through

• One must always open the door for a woman

• One must never expect a woman to compliment your singing (but that must not deter you)

• One must never ignore a woman

• One must always give a woman an indirect compliment

I think I have covered all the bases, I think. If there are useful inputs, I might consider adding it to the list. Since I know not one of the three of you is going to give me a pat on the back for the title, I shall do it myself! Ha.


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